Friday, December 14, 2018

Big Pressures on a weekend . What to buy !

This pressure is getting worse than the pressure at office. I mean like I now have to return the Harry Winston set purchased for the Missus and remember to step into Tiffany’s and remember not to buy their silver as they have slipped down the snob ladder.
Sigh!

Buy Tiffany’s gold but not silver .. infradig if I do ! Hmm will try to remember that .

Will keep this ready reckoner in the pocket when I shop!

Have to rush to buy Leview Peony collection before they slip the rankings  and make me feel like a below poverty line buyer !

Would like to meet the guy who made Maslow just roll in his grave !


( pic source the business insider )


Thursday, December 13, 2018

Short film Rogan Josh

It misleads you to think that it is about a Chef and his delightful dish . So you stare warily at the screen itching to check out the moment the principal character will start reading out a menu. But with Naseeruddin on the screen you dare not. So you wait as you an intentional build of a mix of ordinary chatter and some confusing hints to back stories are  thrown in . You are almost getting furious with the director’s intention to keep you guessing where it  is heading . Even Shishir’s jolly good doctor seems carefully suspect of leading unto something . Srishwara looking prettier than ever before keeps you further rooted . You realise it is worth it .
You gulp at the ending . You should have seen it coming . These short stories are becoming masterly .
Watch Nasserruddinn traipse through what is another day’s work for him and Shishir  bring new nuances to every character he plays . The respect he gives to his co stars and reaction support he gives is commendable .
Watch it . 3/5


https://youtu.be/r06uBlw0zj4

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Sweets Lanterns Fireworks - Diwali - The diminishing joys


The festival of Diwali (festival of lights in India) just concluded. Associated pyrotechnics have either, with obeisance to social awareness to reduce pollution or plain boredom, reasonably reduced. I accept the practicality of it with a tinge of sorrow. Mouthing grandiose earth saving measures after crossing 30s for most people is convenient having suddenly found their social conscience heart beating wildly. We have done it all and now have no qualms about making our children feel guilty about playing with fireworks for two to three days in a year a tradition which is perhaps centuries old. The same guilt ridden heart which beats wildly for the earth seems innocuously silent when it comes to contributing to the same environmental goal by reducing personalized fuel guzzling travel in fancy cars. Because it is easy to brainwash the innocent children than to sacrifice travel in smoke chugging convenience. It is also politically hard work to go behind vested interests that burn down farmlands or industries that blatantly flout norms, that are in fact the core reason behind smoke laden cities and not just children who burn sparkling flowerpots.

But am digressing. The point was not really to gripe about popular social media viral videos about how one must not celebrate by using fireworks for Diwali. It saddens one that the younger generation also lose the plot behind the community and family cohesion that came about with unified activities preceding the festival.

Diwali the festival of lights also the celebration of triumph of good over evil. There are multiple stories depending on the part of the country but they all allude to one singular nonnegotiable fact that is the victory of the truth and goodness.

The schools usually aligned their midterm exams well before the midterm holidays to ensure that the tough first term concluded with a joyous occasion. The festival is also bang in middle of the many festivities during this period of the year.

The festival entailed hosting a colorful lantern in the front yard. Lanterns lit by oil lamps had given way to those powerful ones lit by 100Watt bulbs and also the string of small electric lamps which lined up the perimeter of the house or the balcony or in some cases our Hibiscus trees. The first signs of the festivities was the wafting wonderful aroma of toasted anhydrous dairy fat (ghee) getting ready to host and mingle happily with refined wheat flour to transform into one of the many sweets that formed part of the ensemble that had to go into boxes/ steel containers to be exchanged with those from friends and family.

Mother used to be diligently bent over the ladle creating with historical expertise sweets that blended with obedience into shapes and sizes and textures that she wanted. We looked on from a distance holding our books in one hand peering from the sides of the kitchen doors waiting for the magic to happen. Slowly the various fat dripping or powdery or amorphous sweets in various shapes and sizes had taken their dutiful places in aluminum or steel vaults where they remained untouched till the anointed day. They would soon be joined by the more savory part of the snacks like fried chickpea flour fritters / noodles / chaklis and a general assorted savory mixtures. We looked on longingly hoping that mother would in that rare moment of relaxation of religious sanctimony offer a few pieces. Her rule book said that it had to be offered to our beautiful gods on the D day before being partaken. We looked hard at our gods and secretly prayed surely they would not mind us dipping into the savories just that bit. Somewhere the prayers would be heard and mother would with a pretentious strict wave of her hand give us the goodies and up went the aluminum or steel round vaults locked away for the next few days.

I think the gods used the festival to get us humans to clean up our minds and surroundings as one had to clean and declutter our homes before the festival began. So immediately after the midterm exams were over we were happily shunted to different parts of the house to hunt and ferret out hidden dust from corners, throw away articles of futility in use and generally do a 5S around the home. Great concept actually because  besides creating a generally clean atmosphere it also led to finding many items of value that had been lost and in turn saving money for a happy dad.

When the washing and cleaning had been done the next best was to order out the crackers. While we waited for those fancy temporary tent shops to open and house all those fancy crackers in exploding colors. The stickers on these crackers packaging usually was the glossy type one which we kept aside as souvenirs. I found one recently tucked away in my Wren & Martin for decades. The very bamboo supports coming up on the open ground set our hearts palpitating in anticipation as it heralded the incoming favorite festival.

We had two options either to go to the shops or to order out with the first version of Flipkart and Amazon, temporary businessmen who went from house to house taking orders for the fireworks to be delivered on the day of the festival.  We did not savor the idea though we welcomed the person with his fanciful names for various types of fireworks. But to go with father and siblings to the shop on an anointed day with a limited budget aroused un-paralled excitement that mounted as the day progressed. It was a tragedy to not choose from all of the array of fireworks on the step type structure that the tent held. The shopkeeper seemed such an important person to us. We wondered if he had a chance to burst all the unsold crackers at his home.  We usually headed home with a modest selection of spinning wheel / flower pots / noise electric crackers and the more robust and manly nitrogen bombs as we called them (sutli bombs) which made the maximum sound

Making the lantern with finely cut soft bamboo, lining them with translucent and transparent gelatin papers pasted onto Kraft papers and trying to hold them together with rice starch was a fine art. It took a whole day to make it look decent. But when the final bulb had gone in and the rays of light crashed through the colors creating a resplendent show of rainbow effect on the plants in the garden we looked on in pride praying the rice starch held on.

The competition always was to see who got up the earliest on day one and burst the first cracker and whose house had the maximum color paper litter in front of the house by 6 am as the sunshine broke through the minor smog. Even in those days sensitive children had to tie handkerchiefs around their noses to prevent asthmatic attacks. But the smell of the fireworks was magical. We could identify which cracker had gone off from the differentiated smells floating around competing with those of the neighbors. Dangerous practices of keeping flying rockets in glass bottles held at the best by soil, holding the electric tiny crackers in the hand and lighting them with the incense stick was frowned up. Being the safe person, I always landed up timing the louder fireworks using a newspaper string attached to the fuse to delay the explosion while walking back in styles reminiscent of the heroes doing the same on the silver screen

Consumption of large scale sweets and savories created memories main pleasant and some leading back to the doctor for stomach ailments due to over consumption.

Today in a world with glossy packaged sweets sold in shiny malls prepared industrially where children don’t peek at their mothers cooking in anticipation has deprived the festival a lot of its magic. We must try not to rob the children of the festival aura with the traditions that precede or succeed the event be it Christmas Diwali or Idd or any of the wonderful celebration milestones that human beings have in their wonderful journey of life.

My mother was happy that we had kept the tradition alive and prepared the savories and sweets at home. She always believed it to be safe and important as it is part of the journey of wonderful mood that we must luxuriate in and make sure our children do too.


Sunday, October 28, 2018

Hey Chilli Chilling out ? Lets Salanbrate !


“Hey Chilli Chilling out?” 

The small fresh green nestling in their dozens in a plastic pack peered at their larger older cousins fresh Byadgi who had been biding their time in the confines of the vegetable basket in the cooling cabinet.  Byadgi snorted, looked down at the younger but stronger cousins who frequently exited the cabinet at the beck and call of the humanoids. Eight of them with their power of 50000 Scoville heat units had waited their turn wondering if they were to form part of a salad unit without any hot make up or perhaps be presented with the opportunity of a more special unit the Mirchi ka Salan. A chill ran down their shiny green smooth skin excited at the prospect of being part of a more royal dish than just end up at the lower ranks doing ordinary routine spicy jobs.

“Hanging in here waiting for our turn. We only do special projects “

The snub was apparent to the small green ones who were stocked up with Capsaicin.

The humanoid did turn up on the weekend excitedly yanking the Byadgi who went green with envy. 

They knew they had to get rid of their stock of capsaicin and instead be ready for a more friendly stuffing of a paste of sesame jostling for attention with the humble peanuts and dried coconuts who had lost their water but retained strong oils and a few fenugreek seeds. Byadgi waited while they warmed themselves on a black pan for 8 minutes. Byadgi looked on indulgently as they rustled together tanning themselves and grinding themselves to a beautiful dark chrome paste.

The humanoid had now tossed dollops of olive oil and made music with mustard and cumin and allow friendly visits from ginger bits as they all jumped around in the hot dance and slipper floor of Olive. Byadgi then decided to make a grand entry and eased themselves into the oily pool.

Finally the sesame coconut fenugreek paste jumped into the fun and frolic and everyone sloshed around as byadgi embraced all of them and basked in the temperamental mix

Common salt waited patiently knowing they had to go and control the enhanced atmosphere. They looked back at fresh green coriander leaves who looked pleased with their cut selves. They knew they always got special seating and allowed to retain their color and place on the top.

Byadgi settled into a pleasant peace waiting to please the palate of the hard working humanoid.
Also excited to meet their starchy friendly carbohydrates.

 “Hey you Gluten”

The round roasted carbs smiled back as they bloated with pride. They were happy to finally meet the MIrch Ka Salan after boring daily rounds with the lentil curries. 

The carbs shouted back “Let s salanbrate “and jumped in with the Byadgi

(This is the offbeat description of the Mirch Ka Salan of a happy cook on a boring Sunday morning. If you feel it is cheesy please wait till you read about the Aubergine travails next week as they do the Bharta. While you sneer and exit please thank me for the recipe ;-) )








Saturday, October 20, 2018

Gen X gives birth to Gen Z ( Badhai HO)


Ayushman khurana and the new wave cinema are spoiling us. A year back I would have been raving about this utterly natural cinema with a trustworthy script, honest art direction, from the heart acting by the astonishingly perfect ten casting and yet the new benchmark created is so high that you happily retain your feel about it being a better than average movie without guilt. It only speaks highly of the high standards seeping into the Indian Film Industry and that can only bode well for the audiences. Ayushman, Rajkumar Rao, Radhika Apte are among the new wave age actors who seem to do no wrong in the scripts they encourage. And despite the commercial  heft of the success they see, there is none of the overhanging arrogant stardom around them. That is heartening. Character artistes like Gajraj Rao and Pankaj tripathi are strengthening the foundation of the starcentred storylines and adding solidity to it.

But back to Badhai HO and to speak not about the hero or heroine but the rock star of the movie,the grandma played by Surekha Sikri. At 73 she peaks to chew the screen out. In the 90s Banegi Apni Baat saw her impressing the TV landscape and with this act, the NSD graduate simply rocks. Gajraj Rao in a much understated role brings on the maximum laughter with his gentle embarrassed cringes and plays perfect foil to the accomplished Neena. You wonder why she was missing all these years

The premise is startling and yet simple. An aged couple with elderly working children accidentally land with the responsibility of having to give birth to and be parents of an accidental procreation. It also draws sniggers and blushing attention from a traditionally reserved population that deems people with grown up children as retirees from work and also from the pleasures of life. The Film attempts to challenge this unfair unspoken ratification by society.

Why is a country that obviously has worked hard to create a billion plus population fighing shy of pleasures of the act beyond the purpose of procreation alone. An aged mother on path of pregnancy helps to raise the necessary emotional conflict and confusion in the script to keep the story moving but the premise runs out of comical steam soon and the director sets out on sub plots which seem like a soft manipulation of the audience but with seemingly less than necessary impact. At just over two hours the makers do feel the strain of keeping the laughs genuine and the plot interesting to keep the audience rooted.

The lack of energy in parts should not take away from the fact that the movie is a sum of the whole talented cast that star in the script with a Bachchanesque Surekha stealing most of the popular lines. Ayushman shows with Rajkumar they are redefining superstardom. In a middle class milieu highly reminiscent of the Tanu Weds Manu or that of the more recent Bareily ke Barfi , recreation of the North Indian middle class is outstanding and the writers with the directors and the cast play a big role.

In the end you feel the director wondering if he should also rope in the message of the girl child but then decides against it preferring to retain the movie as a more modern effort to free up the unfairly boxed in expectations of life from Gen X. Wish they had invented more plausible sub plots to strengthen the story.

But it is a very decent watch and full marks to the cast. Another movie that needs to be encouraged. Because it dares to dream that Gen X will give birth to Gen Z

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Saturday, October 13, 2018

#metoo set to change history


Periods in history when seemingly normal incidents trigger a wave of change.  The trigger incident is just that nudge which helps history tip over into a new era. Digital connectivity has swamped the human interaction. It almost obliterates direct interaction which was limited anyway but gushes with a resurgence of network of electronic sinews that makes historical human communication seem insignificant.

Consequently the swamp of information also has created a new power equation for the people. The waterfall of opinion which seemed to flow down from the people at the top of any profession and landed at the lowest common denominator. Today the water fall has collapsed to a common pool and so has the power equation. The common man / woman feels empowered to pitch in their opinions in real time thanks to the electronic tools now available.

Is it any surprise then that discrimination and exploitation look vulnerable themselves? It is not to gush about these words disappearing from the vocabulary. That could be a fairy tale. But a renaissance where the oppressed find a voice.

When #Metoo excited the cable lines a year back in USA, it looked like a western phenomenon in a country known for its outspokenness and where the powerful media put their weight behind such movements to shake people and even governments. It was truly heartening as the fire singed big stars and studio bosses who must have had their exploit fun times.

So when a lesser known ex Indian actress returned from the USA briefly to give what seemed like an ordinary interview, it seemed like a sensation that could die down soon. But then she had more spunk and seemed to find the right flame of intention and took names of some people considered almost untouchable partly due to their star status and in part due to the aura created by their affiliations to political parties and some social work thrown in.

But this is 2018 and there are 460 Million subscribers on the net in India. This mass is hungry and angry. Hungry for programming, sensational news and angry over what seems to be a continuing period of angst towards living conditions that don’t seem to improve with the speed they got access to their smart phones. There is also a simmering discontent with the current equation of respect for people with authority and money. Psychologically these masses are ready to see their default champions collapse in a heap. Lack of Ethics in behavior, lackadaisical attitude towards the law does not get lost in the glare of glamour and political authority anymore. The people are baying for uniform justice.

Result what could have been swept under a carpet a few years back or victims further victimized has turned into a raging firestorm that threatens to singe anyone that dares to differ or cross its path. Entertainment Business houses, big idols , big directorial names and now even a minister are falling victim to a movement in India that is threatening to reach the top echelons of the  political class besides now swallowing the entertainment industry and it is a matter of time before the corporate sector feels the heat. The business houses are not bereft of exploitation irrespective of Gender. 

Hierarchical bullying is prevalent though spoken of only in whispers. There have been heads of tech giants and now the heads of some banking industry who are being named.There have been conspiracy whispers of the timing and the intent of this campaign. But assuming there is even an agenda behind it, how does one justify not acknowledging that the wrong people are being teased out of their sick exploiting cocoons. Clearly it seems like Split personality and existence of Mr.Hydes is an epidemic that needs to be addressed.

This is not a movement that will vanish overnight and should not. It is here to stay and will probably go down as a history changing movement for India when the under privileged and the exploited found their voice and paved the way for a more egalitarian society




Friday, October 5, 2018

Blinder of a movie

Image result for andhadhun


A cat plays a piano accidentally. A rabbit strays into a cabbage field and saves lives. A selfie stick that could be patented by detectives is invented by a young boy. Gratitude is expressed for Chitrahaar and Chayageet which will ensure keen attention from those who grew up in the 70s and 80s. And unmistakably all of these are portentous to the script which in itself is a well-polished gem.
Never tire of saying Script is king. Proven once again in Sridhar Ragahavan (Johnny Gaddar)
Andhadhun. A thriller that never sways from its intent….To surprise.

It is actually a state of art in surprises. You laugh nervously and wait for the next spin in a story that coasts along leafy yards set in cozy Pune, with sting operations conducted by 8 year olds, pleasantly  surprising you with a real life film star of the yesteryears (Anil Dhawan) who spends his useful time admiring the YouTube videos of his movie ( probably the thank you to ChayaGeet emerges from here)..Or at a bar that is the playground for excellent piano pieces and also home ground for a blind pianist.

Top all this up with an exciting ensemble of actors who line the script who uniformly deserve your applause from the natural and beautiful Radhika to a super confident Ayushman who seems to know what he wants in life now and then there is the magnificent Tabu who is simply outstanding and  revels in a role of her lifetime.

Right from the word go featuring in one of the most intelligently written scenes of the movie at the beginning as the blind pianist on an invite from the aging  star visits his home till the end you are never sure that the director has exhausted his bag of surprises. The moment you slack he throws another one at you.

Writing anything about this movie is like spoiling it for those who will and must set out to see it. And see it you must. Knowing well that India loves CID it will not be a surprise that this one may just turn out to be the sleeper hit of the year.

Just go ‘ blindly’ and watch this one even if it momentarily strays into weak patches but that helps build the pitch for what follows and macabre scenes made funny keep you fully engaged.



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